doodlesanddroolpuddles

  1. notes

    13 hours ago

      My boss has zero grounding in reality

      1. Cody:One of the fire pit samples didn't come with any of the hardware, so we're waiting on the vendor to send all that.

      2. Mark:What was it missing? Nuts? Bolts?

      3. Cody:Everything. It came with none of the hardware.

      4. Tim:Well, can we at least get started assembling without-

      5. Me:-Without the hardware? No. No, that is absolutely not a thing we can do.

      6. *****after the meeting*****

      7. Davis:Your face when Tim was asking about assembling the fire pit was amazing.

      8. Me:I honestly didn't mean to say what I did out loud, but I can't even with him in those situations anymore.

      Tim is a fucking idiot

  2. 1 day ago

    Womp womp #SoccerInjuries

    Womp womp #SoccerInjuries

    soccerinjuries

  3. 1 day ago

    Perfect Sunday Evening

    Perfect Sunday Evening

  4. 3 days ago

    Update: Success!

    Update: Success!

  5. 3 days ago

    Just having one of my minions mow the lawn after I messed with the connections on this mower’s battery until it melts. Because I’m a good boss.

    Just having one of my minions mow the lawn after I messed with the connections on this mower’s battery until it melts. Because I’m a good boss.

  6. notes

    4 days ago

    My brother and I hold an important conversation. He uses words, I use a higher form of communication.

    My brother and I hold an important conversation. He uses words, I use a higher form of communication.

    text message conversations

    emoji

  7. notes

    4 days ago

      I've landed too many projects and am now feeling a bit overloaded

      1. Me:If you need me I'll be on a bridge.

      2. Cody:What bridge?

      3. Me:One tall enough not to leave it to chance.

  8. 5 days ago

      I don't want this project. At all.

      1. Me:I'm just going to charge eleventy-billion dollars for this.

      2. Cody:You're not allowed to charge eleventy-billion dollars. That's not even a real number.

      3. Me:You don't know that! How high have you counted?!

      reasonable arguments

  9. 6 days ago

  10. 6 days ago

      No. But that would be AWESOME!

      1. Cody:Was he just hitting lava rock that hadn't hardened into lava rock yet?

      2. Me:Sooo, lava? Are you asking me right now if this man was hitting lava with a hammer?

  11. notes

    1 week ago

    You guys,

    I am currently listening to two grown men hold a conversation in which they have so far each used “bro” AT LEAST once every sentence.

    This is hell. I’m in hell.

  12. 1 week ago

    You guys,

    We’re taking a break in our soccer game so one guy can go shit in the woods behind the field.

    This is an actual thing that is happening right now.

    I love these people.

    Sunday game

    soccer