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  1. 2 hours ago

      Work IM

      1. Me:*sends hungry hungry hippos gif*

      2. Davis:It's 9:16am and you're already asking about lunch?

      3. Me:I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 6 GET OFF MY BACK

      4. Davis:That's true, I forgot about that.

      5. Me:Plus, 9:6::12:9

      6. Me:Obviously

      7. Me:Didn't you learn anything from SAT analogies?

      No but really can we go to lunch now?

      I'm wasting away over here

  2. 6 hours ago

    It’s too early to be going to work. The sky looks awful pretty though.

    It’s too early to be going to work. The sky looks awful pretty though.

  3. 15 hours ago

    Catfish po’ boys for everyone! Nothing brings my brother and I together like food.

    Catfish po’ boys for everyone! Nothing brings my brother and I together like food.

    Bri-bri was not prepared for me to take this picture

    That fella around the corner of the bar apparently was though

  4. 16 hours ago

    My brother and I disagree on many things in life. The deliciousness of a catfish po’ boy is not one of those things.

    this dinner is so goddamn good

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    20 hours ago

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    20 hours ago

    meninblazers:

David Moyes Takes The Black
Listen here.

A more perfect tag line has never been written.This combines my loves of Game of Thrones, soccer, and things going poorly for Man Utd. It’s goddamn beautiful, is what it is.

    meninblazers:

    David Moyes Takes The Black

    Listen here.

    A more perfect tag line has never been written.

    This combines my loves of Game of Thrones, soccer, and things going poorly for Man Utd. It’s goddamn beautiful, is what it is.

    Soccer

    Men in Blazers

  7. 23 hours ago

    Just volunteered to come in at 6 tomorrow morning

    What the fuck was I thinking?

    I did make it very clear that I was leaving by 3 though. So that will be pretty excellent.

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    1 day ago

    Oh. Yeah.

    I hope you guys are prepared for these pictures to keep coming, because I have no plans of stopping.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson wants to fuck you

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    1 day ago

    You guys, Al is being super fucking creepy right now.

    Ten minutes ago he called me over to his desk to show me a picture of a woman out of one of our offices in Germany that he works with. Because he’s apparently stalking her on LinkedIn? Because he’s around 60, so that’s all he knows. (Side note: he’s obviously being really productive today) And! He follows up with the comment “Now I know why you like going to Germany so much.” Which, what? Then, just now as I’m washing my hands at a sink, he walks over, reiterates how attractive he thinks that woman is, and points at his wedding ring, making the comment “This is the only thing that would keep me in line.”

    It took a supreme force of will not to just start yelling “No, your shitty personality would keep you in line, because I cannot believe there are any humans in existence that would voluntarily spend time with you!”

    On top of all the very obvious reasons why this is creepy, wrong, unprofessional, disgusting, etc, there are a couple other things that make this whole situation even more weird.

    1) We are not friends. I cannot stand to even be in the same general vicinity as Al. I do not make this a secret. I put up with him because I am paid to work in the same building. That’s about it. Why he would call me over and act like we’re buddies with something so weird is beyond me.

    2) In all of the interactions we’ve had over the last four years of working together what the fuck could have possibly given him the idea that ogling some unfortunate woman’s LinkedIn profile picture with him, and then talking about it, is a thing that I would possibly have any desire to take part in?

    Just, yuck. I feel dirty for even having been unwillingly involved in this. I need to go home and shower.

    He is all the things I dislike rolled up into one miserable old man

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    1 day ago

    Once again, yelling a person’s name and then immediately taking a picture of them when they look over has yielded entertaining results. Another workplace caption contest begins now.

    Once again, yelling a person’s name and then immediately taking a picture of them when they look over has yielded entertaining results. Another workplace caption contest begins now.

    Working with me is nothing if not entertaining

    I have already committed to sending out a picture of me myself if anyone ever gets a good one

    I do not hold myself above this game

  11. 2 days ago

    Just got lost in a two hour k-hole by foolishly reading the comments left on an internet news article.

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?

    Sorry self

    I should know better

  12. 2 days ago

    No, that’s fine, I’ll go drop samples off at a subcontract lab. But you better believe I’m stopping to get a milkshake on the way.

    No, that’s fine, I’ll go drop samples off at a subcontract lab. But you better believe I’m stopping to get a milkshake on the way.

    super professional

    I am treating this entire day as if it were still a holiday