doodlesanddroolpuddles

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    1 day ago

    You guys, if I am unsuccessful in my attempts to not light myself on fire, I want this to be my #obituarypicture #GoodbyeWavesOfInstagram (at The Place Where Serious Science Happens)

    You guys, if I am unsuccessful in my attempts to not light myself on fire, I want this to be my #obituarypicture #GoodbyeWavesOfInstagram (at The Place Where Serious Science Happens)

    goodbyewavesofinstagram

    obituarypicture

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    2 days ago

    bestrooftalkever:

    cajunboy:

    Going for walks is arguably Saz’s favorite thing to do, so he’ll often look up to check to make sure you’re enjoying it just as much as he is.

    i dont care if “dogs checking to make sure you’re having as much fun as they are on a walk” is the world’s slowest-developing meme. it is also the one that we all deserve, regardless of timeframe.

    This is important to all of us

  5. 2 days ago

    "Well, I could sit here and pretend to do work for the next 15 minutes, but I just noticed both my bosses are gone, so I don’t really see the point. I’ll see you all tomorrow."

    You guys, I ran out of fucks to give today.

    super professional

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    3 days ago

    Do you guys ever drunkenly preorder books so far in advance that you completely forget you made the purchase until said book is delivered and then it’s like an excellent surprise gift from your past self?

No? Just me?

Well that’s what’s happened to me just now.

    Do you guys ever drunkenly preorder books so far in advance that you completely forget you made the purchase until said book is delivered and then it’s like an excellent surprise gift from your past self?

    No? Just me?

    Well that’s what’s happened to me just now.

    John Darnielle

    Wolf in White Van

    Dear Present George

    Surprise!

    xoxo Past George

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    6 days ago

      I just walked in the door and his idiocy has already begun

      1. Tim:You look very man in black today.

      2. Me:Are we talking Johnny Cash man in black, or Will Smith man in black?

      3. Tim:*confused stare*

      4. Me:This is an important question.

      5. Tim:I don't know what you're talking about.

      6. Me:Based on what I'm wearing I assume you mean Johnny Cash.

      7. Tim:Yes. With the black shirt, the dark grey pants, and the sunglasses.

      8. Me:Then why didn't you just answer my question?

      9. Tim:I didn't know what the other option was.

      10. Me:I'm just going to walk away now.

      Tim is a fucking idiot

  8. 1 week ago

      1. Client:We want to just add a button cell battery to the circuit with the other battery.

      2. Me:Nope.

      3. Client:Nope what?

      4. Me:Nope, don't do that. It's an incredibly bad idea.

      5. Client:They wouldn't really operate at the same time though.

      6. Me:Oh, you'll probably be fine then.

      7. Client:But there would be some overlap.

      8. Me:So they would be connected at the same time then?

      9. Client:Well, sort of.

      10. Me:This is a yes or no question. Will the two batteries be connected to the same circuit ever? There is no grey area here. They will, or they won't, that's it.

      11. Client:I guess they would.

      12. Me:Back to my original response then.

      13. Client:What was that again?

      14. Me:That this is a terrible idea.

      Don't call me looking for free advice and then try to hide information from me

      How does that do you any good?

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    1 week ago

    "I’m still catching up from my week off."

    Al, on the phone with a client.

    You guys, it’s Thursday. It should not take a person the same amount of time to “catch up” as they were gone. Also, AL IS NOT EVER BUSY AND HAS LEFT EARLY EVERY GODDAMN DAY THIS WEEK.

    Al is the worst

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    1 week ago

    Important reminder that I set for myself about what I have in the fridge at work

    Important reminder that I set for myself about what I have in the fridge at work

    I'm rude to myself in pretty much all of my reminders/sticky notes

  11. 1 week ago

    Some day I’m going to follow through on one of these brilliant ideas and make all the 💰💰

    Some day I’m going to follow through on one of these brilliant ideas and make all the 💰💰

    text message conversations

  12. 1 week ago

      1. *****Earlier*****

      2. Me:Cody, did you see this recall? I think it's for the temperature probe of that meat thermometer you have that we were using on the pork shoulder when we were camping.

      3. Cody:No, that can't be it.

      4. *****Now*****

      5. Cody:Shit, that was my thermometer.

      6. Me:I'm just over here saving lives. No big deal.