doodlesanddroolpuddles

  1. 15 hours ago

      I don't want this project. At all.

      1. Me:I'm just going to charge eleventy-billion dollars for this.

      2. Cody:You're not allowed to charge eleventy-billion dollars. That's not even a real number.

      3. Me:You don't know that! How high have you counted?!

      reasonable arguments

  2. 1 day ago

  3. 1 day ago

      No. But that would be AWESOME!

      1. Cody:Was he just hitting lava rock that hadn't hardened into lava rock yet?

      2. Me:Sooo, lava? Are you asking me right now if this man was hitting lava with a hammer?

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    2 days ago

    You guys,

    I am currently listening to two grown men hold a conversation in which they have so far each used “bro” AT LEAST once every sentence.

    This is hell. I’m in hell.

  5. 3 days ago

    You guys,

    We’re taking a break in our soccer game so one guy can go shit in the woods behind the field.

    This is an actual thing that is happening right now.

    I love these people.

    Sunday game

    soccer

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    4 days ago

    YuuuuP

    YuuuuP

    (Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)

  7. 4 days ago

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    4 days ago

    This is the fridge of an adult in the 21st century #WhatTheFuckIsAVegetable

    This is the fridge of an adult in the 21st century #WhatTheFuckIsAVegetable

    whatthefuckisavegetable

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    5 days ago

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    1 week ago

    frictionlesssuperfeet:

doodlesanddroolpuddles discovered that we can make our phones read things in a British voice and now we are doing the Lord’s work hardcore

The exact text you’re all going to want to use here is:Everything is cunts? At least it’s not papyrus.

    frictionlesssuperfeet:

    doodlesanddroolpuddles discovered that we can make our phones read things in a British voice and now we are doing the Lord’s work hardcore

    The exact text you’re all going to want to use here is:

    Everything is cunts? At least it’s not papyrus.

    autobiography titles

    iPhone speak feature

    best day of my life

    soulmates

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    1 week ago

      First thing that happened as I walked in the door

      1. Cody:Kilger.

      2. Me:Cap'n. Did you have a nice Bastille Day?

      3. Cody:Oh, you know me, I always have a nice Bastille Day.

      4. Me:Storm any prisons?

      5. Cody:I actually took this year off from that.

      6. Me:Behead any aristocrats?

      7. Cody:I beheaded a bee.

      8. Me:Well, was it a noble looking bee?

      9. Cody:They're all kind if noble looking, aren't they?

      10. Me:Good point. Alright, I'll count it.

      This day is looking good already

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    1 week ago

      Davis LOVES when I review his reports

      1. Me:Davis, are you calling this a Comparison Study or a Product Evaluation?

      2. Davis:Product Evaluation.

      3. Me:Then you probably shouldn't write Comparison Study in the report.

      4. Davis:Where did I do that?

      5. Me:In the first goddamn sentence.

      6. Davis:Oops.

      7. Me:Well, at least you waited all the way until the eighth word to get something wrong.