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Hi. I'm George. I live in Buffalo and love it. I eat a lot, drink a lot, sleep not so much, make my own beer, and prefer my apple juice in boxes. Beyond that it gets a little more complicated.

  1. 1 month ago

      Once again, teaching my ma, the nurse, about medicine

      1. Ma:Wait, did you just say you were eating bacon while you were sick?

      2. Me:Umm, yeah? It's good for you.

      3. Ma:No it's not!

      4. Me:I think it is.

      5. Ma:Just take some medicine.

      6. Me:I'm fine, I had the bacon.

      7. Ma:Are you really trying to tell me bacon is better than medicine?

      8. Me:No, I'm trying to tell you that bacon is medicine. You see-

      9. Ma:*muttering, but knowing I'm impossible to stop at this point* Oh Jesus, here we go.

      10. Me:I was feeling like complete shit earlier. Then I ate bacon. Now I only feel medium shitty. See, the bacon made me better!

      11. Ma:Are you done?

      12. Me:It's science!

      13. Ma:Just take the damn medicine.

      She loves me

      I did take the medicine

      I still feel like shit though

      I'm gonna need more bacon