Oatmeal: not liquid
I took my parents to the airport the other day on my way to work. About a half hour later I received a phone call from my Da. He was basically in tears laughing. TSA had confiscated my Ma’s oatmeal when they went through security, and Ma could not for the life of her understand why. I could hear her in the background still talking to Da, saying “But it’s not a liquid!” He said she had been doing that nonstop since they passed through security. I died.
