doodlesanddroolpuddles

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    9 years ago

    It’s #raining so hard rn that it’s pretty much a #waterfall coming off the roof and the #lightning is making it look rill rill #pretty

    It’s #raining so hard rn that it’s pretty much a #waterfall coming off the roof and the #lightning is making it look rill rill #pretty

    raining

    waterfall

    pretty

    lightning

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    9 years ago

    Got to see #themountaingoats at maybe my favorite venue in this beautiful city, @babevillebuffalo ,tonight and there is very little that could make me happier rn #SalmonPantsOfInstagram (at Asbury Hall Babeville)

    Got to see #themountaingoats at maybe my favorite venue in this beautiful city, @babevillebuffalo ,tonight and there is very little that could make me happier rn #SalmonPantsOfInstagram (at Asbury Hall Babeville)

    salmonpantsofinstagram

    themountaingoats

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    9 years ago

    Democratic primary popular vote as of April 4

    jonathonnorcross:

    Hillary Clinton: 8,924,821
    Bernie Sanders: 6,397,980

    Hillary is winning because she has more votes. Bernie supporters can whine about the establishment and the media and the DNC all they want…Hillary is winning because she has more votes.

    Wait, is the implication here that the establishment and the media and the DNC have absolutely nothing to do with the number of votes each candidate gets? Because that seems silly.

    (via politicalprof)

  4. 9 years ago

    I was v concerned last night about @kemarino not letting #Seymour roam wild and free through the woods outside of #Pittsburgh and also found my #truecalling

    I was v concerned last night about @kemarino not letting #Seymour roam wild and free through the woods outside of #Pittsburgh and also found my #truecalling

    pittsburgh

    truecalling

    seymour

  5. 9 years ago

    #courage (at Chipotle)

    #courage (at Chipotle)

    courage

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    9 years ago

    When someone asks you which of two colors you think they should paint a #mantle and #hearth, the #correctresponse is to send back a poorly done phone version of an #MSPaint drawing, right?

    When someone asks you which of two colors you think they should paint a #mantle and #hearth, the #correctresponse is to send back a poorly done phone version of an #MSPaint drawing, right?

    hearth

    mspaint

    correctresponse

    mantle

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    9 years ago

    Feeling that #fernweh real bad rn. Far off #tinyislands with new friends from all over to laugh and eat and drink with are to calling me. #tbt (at Koh Kradan Paradise Lost)

    Feeling that #fernweh real bad rn. Far off #tinyislands with new friends from all over to laugh and eat and drink with are to calling me. #tbt (at Koh Kradan Paradise Lost)

    fernweh

    tinyislands

    tbt

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    9 years ago

  9. 9 years ago

    Leave these guys alone for one hour and they stop working and go on a #beachadventure #IDefinitelyAddedTheBucketAndShovel

    Leave these guys alone for one hour and they stop working and go on a #beachadventure #IDefinitelyAddedTheBucketAndShovel

    idefinitelyaddedthebucketandshovel

    beachadventure

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    9 years ago

    Anonymous asked

    If you lose an election can you try again?

    deadpresidents:

    Yes.

    Okay, @deadpresidents usually nails it, but we all know the losers are sacrificed in the volcano to appease the election gods.

    Second-time candidates are obviously robot versions of the original person. Or something.

  11. 9 years ago

    Nothing like having to scrape a quarter inch of #ice off of your car in the morning. #March, you always were a #cunt of a month. #PickAGoddamnSeason

    Nothing like having to scrape a quarter inch of #ice off of your car in the morning. #March, you always were a #cunt of a month. #PickAGoddamnSeason

    march

    cunt

    ice

    pickagoddamnseason

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    9 years ago

    just-shower-thoughts:

    Leap Day should be renamed Catch-Up Day, and should be a national holiday centered around getting your shit together.