It’s #raining so hard rn that it’s pretty much a #waterfall coming off the roof and the #lightning is making it look rill rill #pretty
Hillary Clinton: 8,924,821
Bernie Sanders: 6,397,980Hillary is winning because she has more votes. Bernie supporters can whine about the establishment and the media and the DNC all they want…Hillary is winning because she has more votes.
Wait, is the implication here that the establishment and the media and the DNC have absolutely nothing to do with the number of votes each candidate gets? Because that seems silly.
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Anonymous asked
Yes.
Okay, @deadpresidents usually nails it, but we all know the losers are sacrificed in the volcano to appease the election gods.
Second-time candidates are obviously robot versions of the original person. Or something.
Leap Day should be renamed Catch-Up Day, and should be a national holiday centered around getting your shit together.